How to Write Your Essay In Half the Time: .And Still Get an A

Is ANYTHING worse than writing essays? It Doesn't Have to Be That Way!

Here’s a scenario I’ve experienced about 100 times. Have you? 

It’s about 7:00PM on a Sunday night. You’re tired. You’ve just eaten dinner. All you want to do is curl up on the couch and watch Netflix. 

But you can’t. 

Because you have a stupid paper to write. In fact, you’ve had the same paper to write for weeks. You’ve just been putting it off. 

The worst part? It’s due Monday morning at 8AM. Ugh. 

Now, you have to spend the rest of your Sunday night figuring out some way to get 2,000 words out of your head and into a Word doc. 

Before you even start, you know what’s going to happen. You’re going to open log onto your laptop, open a word doc, and just… stare at it—probably for the better part of an hour—trying to come up with something (anything!) to say. 

And it won’t come. At least not easily. You’ll still be sitting there as the hours roll by: 8PM… 9PM… 10PM…

And before you know it, it’s midnight, and you’ve got two whole paragraphs to show for it. When you just can’t wait anymore, you force yourself to write just so you can catch a few hours of sleep.
 

It doesn’t have to be that way…

Here’s what most people don’t know about essays…

It’s not about luck. It’s not about having great ideas. It’s not even particularly about how “good” of a writer you are. 

Nope.

It’s about having a good system for writing essays. 

What if instead of staring at your computer screen trying to come up with something brilliant to say, you had a big, organized pool of information all lined up and ready to be plopped into your essay—almost without thinking? 

What if you could almost entirely eliminate lots of the extra work most people put into an essay (which, by the way, doesn’t even help get better grades)?

What if you understood exactly what makes a good essay and could focus only on those specific things instead of just… guessing? 

That’s the power of a good system. And I’m going to help you. 
 

I graded college essays for YEARS. Now I want to help.

During my time as a college professor, I’ve assigned and graded just about every kind of essay known to man. I’ve also WRITTEN just about every kind of writing on the planet. 

That combination—writing millions of words of content and grading thousands of essays—helped me come up with a pretty nifty system for knocking out a good paper. 

Let’s be clear: this isn’t just paint-by-number. You’ll still have to do a bit of work. 

We this system will do, however, is totally streamline the process and help you get much better grades. 

In fact, the students I help usually cut their writing time in half and increase the grades on their essays by almost a full letter. 

In fact, many of them become the person helping THEIR friends with their essays. 

You just have to learn it. 
 

Here’s what you’ll learn…

• How to never run out of things to say


• Why thesis statements are dumb and what to do instead


• Why you should never write your introduction first


• How to apply the principles of lean manufacturing and batching to essay writing


• How many sources you really need
• How long your paper needs to be
• How to avoid getting “stuck” (or writer’s block)
• …and a lot more!


 

Sound cool?